Everything cool has been ruined, was before we got here. Even sex and relationships.
It's all just so safe and convenient... Homogenized.
Exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some, like, compatibility equation:
"What's your favorite movie?
Who's your favorite recording artist?", And then with one easy click, we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us.
Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter.
No, that's... That is not for me.
I wanna meet a girl
the old-fashioned way, you know, like in a bar.